Went to work. Gave students cake. Students like cake. Students come back for seconds. One takes TWO slices, despite accusations of piggery.
Some time later, said student is sitting with half eaten cake still by his side. Made students eat more cake. Turn away, turn back. Last lump of cake is in a bottle of pop being shaken up. Other students exclaim in horror that it now looks like poo in a bottle. Student DRINKS cake/poo.
This is a new one on me!
Conclusion: kids are vile.
Meanwhile, I’m DESPERATE to do some sewing very soon…and I’ve nearly hit my first marking quota- watch this space!